Lebron to Dallas

Wow. When I first heard of this my initial reaction was 'sell everyone'. Then, thanks to the website www.nycforLebron.com I came up with my own clever way to perhaps lure the King to Dallas.
In order to pay this guy a monstrous salary we will need to figure out a way to raise some capital. On www.nycforLebron.com they ask for donations. We, at Tino's Deli will be taking a different route.
Our proposal is this. Set up a tollbooth on I-635 otherwise knowns as LBJ Freeway. Coincidence? I think not, LBJ which stand for Lyndon B. Johnson, former President of the United States has the same initials as LeBron James. We have a highway named after Lebron James already. How awesome is that? I want a road named after me! better yet, a highway in one of the most populated cities in the state. However, the only change that will occur (besides your change in the toll) is that changing 635 to Highway 23. The toll will work two-fold. Not to neglect the Department of Transportation and the great workers that sweat for the city. 40% of all tolls will go to a fund, that will be deposited into a safe, interest bearing account to accumulate a nice 'incentive' pot to distribute to King James at the end of this season. Remember Blue Chips? When Ricky (cannot remember his last name, but the white boy from Indiana opened a couple of duffle bags with a bout 30 boxes of ziti (30k)?
Similar situation.
Here is to the new LBJ freeway and Dallas' campaign for Lebron.